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Whether you're shopping for yourself or someone who always says what everyone else is thinking, you'll find a favorite here. Witty sayings, laugh-out-loud designs, and gift-ready favorites are guaranteed to spark smiles, eye rolls, and plenty of laughter.
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Convenient credit-card size hand sanitizer
Product Dimensions: 3 ¼" W x 2 ⅛" H
Not everyone will appreciate your sense of humor and that's perfectly fine. This witty hand sanitizer is made for those who are confident, authentic, and unapologetically themselves.
Whether you're the friend who always tells it like it is or the one who keeps everyone laughing, this design is a fun reminder that you don't have to be everyone's cup of tea.
A perfect gift for your funniest friend, book club buddy, bunco group, coworker, sister, or anyone who embraces their unique personality with a smile.
Credit card-size hand sanitizer
62% Ethyl Alcohol 0.66 Fl oz (20mL)
Fits easily in a purse, pocket, tote, or desk drawer
Exclusive design from The Queen's Table Co.
Convenient credit-card size hand sanitizer
Product Dimensions: 3 ¼" W x 2 ⅛" H
We've all reached that point, the point where patience runs out and honesty takes over. This witty hand sanitizer is for those who have mastered the art of keeping it real without saying a word.
Whether you're traveling, running errands, surviving another meeting, or simply embracing your no-nonsense attitude, this bottle is sure to earn a laugh from friends, coworkers, and fellow travelers who completely understand.
A perfect gift for your funniest friend, travel companion, coworker, sister, book club buddy, or anyone who's officially "just done."
Credit card-size hand sanitizer
62% Ethyl Alcohol 0.66 fl oz (20 mL)
Fits easily in a purse, pocket, carry-on, or desk drawer
Exclusive design from The Queen's Table Co.
Convenient credit-card size hand sanitizer
Product Dimensions: 3 ¼" W x 2 ⅛" H
Some thoughts are just too good to keep to yourself. If your filter retired years ago, this hand sanitizer says exactly what everyone is already thinking with a healthy dose of humor.
Perfect for friends who are witty, outspoken, and never afraid to tell it like it is. A fun gift for birthdays, bunco, book club, game nights, coworkers, neighbors, or anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm.
62% Ethyl Alcohol 0.66 fl oz (20 mL)
Exclusive design from The Queen's Table Co.
Convenient credit-card size hand sanitizer
Product Dimensions: 3 ¼" W x 2 ⅛" H
Some days, words just aren't necessary. One perfectly timed eye roll says it all! This playful hand sanitizer is made for those who have mastered the art of silent commentary and know that a little humor makes every day better.
Whether you're navigating work, family gatherings, book club, bunco, or everyday life, this bottle is guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who appreciates a little well-earned sarcasm.
A fun gift for your best friend, coworker, sister, neighbor, teacher, or anyone whose eye rolls deserve professional status.
Credit card-size hand sanitizer
62% Ethyl Alcohol 0.66 fl oz (20 mL)
Fits easily in a purse, pocket, tote, or desk drawer
Exclusive design from The Queen's Table Co.
Convenient credit-card size hand sanitizer
Product Dimensions: 3 ¼" W x 2 ⅛" H
Mom said it best, wash your hands! This playful hand sanitizer is a lighthearted reminder that some of the best advice never goes out of style. Whether you're heading to game night, the office, school, or running errands, it's the perfect blend of humor and practicality.
A thoughtful gift for moms, teachers, nurses, healthcare workers, friends, hostesses, or anyone who appreciates a clever everyday reminder with a smile.
Credit card-size hand sanitizer
62% Ethyl Alcohol
Fits easily in a purse, pocket, desk drawer, or game bag
Exclusive design from The Queen's Table Co.